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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:41
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Have you been with a stranger yet?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Does meth make women super horny like it does men?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading